No words even come close to describing how happy I am that I have a girlfriend who cares this much about me. Every single minute I spend with her is happier than the last, every time she leaves to go to work it’s like having to cut off a limb, everything she says makes me smile, I don’t even know what to do with myself anymore. I hate being that guy but I’ve spent almost 22 years of my life being miserable and now that she’s come along it’s all changed. I know loads of people say this but I actually have the best girlfriend on the planet. If you think otherwise please come to my house and I will fight you with my hands.

Sorry to get all gay but I couldn’t keep it inside I think I’m going to explode D: